Thursday, December 13, 2007
***Blush***
To combat boredom, myself and a co-worker make paper snowflakes to decorate our cubicles. Yesterday I was leaving a message on a customer's voice mail. While explaining how I fold my paper, I realized I had not ended the call. Approximately 40 seconds was for message and the other 90 seconds was explanation on how to make paper snowflakes. I don't blush often but my co-workers noted I was beet-red.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Oh Snap*
I spent most of today calling customers to let them know when they can upgrade their cell phone. From as much as I remember, this is a VERY revealing conversation I had today. The names and places have been changed to protect the innocent (and not so innocent).
Teacherlady: Hi, is [Bob] there?
Wife: No, he's at work. Can I take a message?
TL: [Company preamble] Can you let [Bob] know that the cell phone he purchased from us about two years ago is eligible for an upgrade [later this month]?
W: You must have the wrong [Bob], we don't have a cell phone.
TL: Is this the [Bob Smith**] residence?
W: Yes, what address do you have?
TL [Cherrytree Lane]
W: That's our house. When was the phone purchased?
TL: Two years ago.
W: Hmmm, When was the last call made?
TL: Sorry, I don't have access to that information. Only if [Bob] called directly could he find that out. If there has been some sort of mistake, tell [Bob] to call us directly so we can get this fixed.
W: Umm, [long pause] well thank you for telling me. [long pause]
TL: Well, [awkward pause] thank you for your time and hope you have a good day.
A couple minutes later I was on the phone when a co-worker told me there was a very angry woman on the phone who would talk to no one but me. By the time he tried transferring the call, she had hung up.
I explained to my co-workers and supervisor what had happened. Then I told them what I wanted to say the customer if he called in mad. "Number one: It's not my fault that you two have trust issues. Number two: It is not my fault that you are dumb enough to use your house number as your customer contact number for your secret cell phone."
* I never use the phrase but that was my honest reaction after hanging up the phone.
** The real name is actually uncommon so it was no mistaking that I had the right house.
Teacherlady: Hi, is [Bob] there?
Wife: No, he's at work. Can I take a message?
TL: [Company preamble] Can you let [Bob] know that the cell phone he purchased from us about two years ago is eligible for an upgrade [later this month]?
W: You must have the wrong [Bob], we don't have a cell phone.
TL: Is this the [Bob Smith**] residence?
W: Yes, what address do you have?
TL [Cherrytree Lane]
W: That's our house. When was the phone purchased?
TL: Two years ago.
W: Hmmm, When was the last call made?
TL: Sorry, I don't have access to that information. Only if [Bob] called directly could he find that out. If there has been some sort of mistake, tell [Bob] to call us directly so we can get this fixed.
W: Umm, [long pause] well thank you for telling me. [long pause]
TL: Well, [awkward pause] thank you for your time and hope you have a good day.
A couple minutes later I was on the phone when a co-worker told me there was a very angry woman on the phone who would talk to no one but me. By the time he tried transferring the call, she had hung up.
I explained to my co-workers and supervisor what had happened. Then I told them what I wanted to say the customer if he called in mad. "Number one: It's not my fault that you two have trust issues. Number two: It is not my fault that you are dumb enough to use your house number as your customer contact number for your secret cell phone."
* I never use the phrase but that was my honest reaction after hanging up the phone.
** The real name is actually uncommon so it was no mistaking that I had the right house.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
"All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down"
At my previous school, one of the teacher assistants JUST HAD to tell me her daughter's first impression of me. Her daughter pulled up to drop her off at the front when she saw me for the first time. She turns to her mom and says "Look how skinny she is, that's just disgusting." Umm, thanks for the story? The lady thought it was really funny.
I rarely get compliments on my physical appearance. I'm not saying I should but it would at least be a good counter-balance to garbage that comes out of people's mouthes abut my weight. Comments like "I hate how skinny you are" and "You're so skinny, it disgusts me". I've had other comments like "I must weigh 100 pounds" or "I'd break like a twig" or "Eat more, you need to fatten up." What do you think that does to a person's self-esteem? Those are the sort of things that absolutely ring in my ears. Sometimes I want to scream "I'm OK with the way I look, why can't you be OK with the way I look!"
I've even had people "joke" about me being anorexic. Like me having an eating disorder is the ONLY I could be thin. High metabolism, genetics, food allergies and eating relatively well have NOTHING to do with it. There was one friend that said something along those lines that was so hurtful that I walked away from him and never spoke to him again. Talking to people that way is just cool.
This past spring a girl friend was tell us how great it was that this guy was bashing skinny girls. First off, bashing someone else's appearance is not considered a compliment. Secondly, wouldn't anyone rather have a compliment than feeling better by making others feel worse?
When did it become socially acceptable to bash people for the way that they look? I once a friend told me that if she didn't know me she'd hate me because of the way that I look. That is a ballsy statement. My first reaction was wondering how she would feel if I said the same thing to her. I'd probably get slapped and deservingly so.
Lessons of the Day: Instead of tearing people down, try building them up.
Bonus Lesson: People will try to tear you down no matter how you look.
I rarely get compliments on my physical appearance. I'm not saying I should but it would at least be a good counter-balance to garbage that comes out of people's mouthes abut my weight. Comments like "I hate how skinny you are" and "You're so skinny, it disgusts me". I've had other comments like "I must weigh 100 pounds" or "I'd break like a twig" or "Eat more, you need to fatten up." What do you think that does to a person's self-esteem? Those are the sort of things that absolutely ring in my ears. Sometimes I want to scream "I'm OK with the way I look, why can't you be OK with the way I look!"
I've even had people "joke" about me being anorexic. Like me having an eating disorder is the ONLY I could be thin. High metabolism, genetics, food allergies and eating relatively well have NOTHING to do with it. There was one friend that said something along those lines that was so hurtful that I walked away from him and never spoke to him again. Talking to people that way is just cool.
This past spring a girl friend was tell us how great it was that this guy was bashing skinny girls. First off, bashing someone else's appearance is not considered a compliment. Secondly, wouldn't anyone rather have a compliment than feeling better by making others feel worse?
When did it become socially acceptable to bash people for the way that they look? I once a friend told me that if she didn't know me she'd hate me because of the way that I look. That is a ballsy statement. My first reaction was wondering how she would feel if I said the same thing to her. I'd probably get slapped and deservingly so.
Lessons of the Day: Instead of tearing people down, try building them up.
Bonus Lesson: People will try to tear you down no matter how you look.
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Happy Birthday Sister!
You are a whiter shade of pale but you will always be yellow baby to me. Happy 27th birthday Maryanne.
Monday, December 3, 2007
Impressive
I impressed a young coworker today with my parallel parking skills. It was a tight spot and it took me a bit to get in. He watching me the whole time and I thought he was going to give me a hard time. Bonus points for it being a left side parallel park.
My boss thanked me today for what a good job I've been doing. I don't really think I am doing anything special -- I work hard and ask lots of questions to make sure I am doing it right. The job isn't hard but a lot of my coworkers put the zzzzzzzzzzzz in lazy.
That was then this is now. I started training for the job I was actually hired for today (two weeks after I started). There is so much to learn but it is pretty easy. The funny thing is they've decided to train the inbound reps (what I was hired for) to do outbound calls (what I've been doing for the past two weeks). Since I've been doing such a good job, they told me I'm going to help train. Me? I'm the newest employee and I'm helping train.
My boss thanked me today for what a good job I've been doing. I don't really think I am doing anything special -- I work hard and ask lots of questions to make sure I am doing it right. The job isn't hard but a lot of my coworkers put the zzzzzzzzzzzz in lazy.
That was then this is now. I started training for the job I was actually hired for today (two weeks after I started). There is so much to learn but it is pretty easy. The funny thing is they've decided to train the inbound reps (what I was hired for) to do outbound calls (what I've been doing for the past two weeks). Since I've been doing such a good job, they told me I'm going to help train. Me? I'm the newest employee and I'm helping train.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I need a Putin shirt
The U.S.S.R. Is Back (on Clothing Racks), Natasha Singer, Published: November 27, 2007
Young and trendy Muscovites are in the throes of nostalgia for the staples of Soviet childhoods.
Young and trendy Muscovites are in the throes of nostalgia for the staples of Soviet childhoods.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
At a Loss for Words
A school I was supposed to sub for in Calgary is now without a math teacher. They've contacted me, asking if I'd be interested in the job (not offering it but asking me to apply for it). What? You've got to be kidding me. The first thing that popped into my head was "Why didn't this happen a month ago before I moved?" I politely replied that I just started a new job and am content with my decision to return to university.
The job is not the problem. I mentioned it to a friend who is very upset that I left. The question was asked "What's stopping you from coming back?" I know exactly what is stopping me from coming back. How do you tell a good friend that misses you that you have no desire to move back?
The job is not the problem. I mentioned it to a friend who is very upset that I left. The question was asked "What's stopping you from coming back?" I know exactly what is stopping me from coming back. How do you tell a good friend that misses you that you have no desire to move back?
Friday, November 23, 2007
SNL Members Hit the YouTubes.
Studio Boss Roger A. Trevanti at the NY Picket Lines
The Mighty Pencil -- HOW TO SUPPORT THE WRITERS
The Mighty Pencil -- HOW TO SUPPORT THE WRITERS
Thursday, November 22, 2007
The Gimme List 2007: Part 1 - DVD Edition
I've been thinking about what I want for Christmas. So far I've only thought of DVDs.
** FYI: Help is in limited release in Cineplex theatres next week. In Regina it is only showing once on Monday.
- Project Runway: The Complete Second Season (2005) - I've been recently rewatching the second season late at night. I can't tell you how many times I've seen the episodes but it never gets old. The designer "Walk Off"? (of course, Nick and Santino were the best). I could not stop squealing.* The designers dressed as figure skaters? I nearly peed myself. Zulema requesting a walk off then taking Nick's model? Outrageously fabulous backstabbing. I totally want to be BFF with Daniel V. I have an even greater desire to watch TV and be sarcastic with Santino.
- Veronica Mars: The Complete Seasons 1-3 (2004) - I know I have all the episodes on tape or downloaded. This has to be my favourite show of all time, I need the official.
- Help **- I've want this on DVD FOREVER. It has been on my Christmas list for at least three years. I'm serious people!
- Return of the King (Extended) - the only from the LOTR I don't have. It has been on my Christmas list since it was released. I'm stubborn and refuse to buy it for myself.
** FYI: Help is in limited release in Cineplex theatres next week. In Regina it is only showing once on Monday.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
The Cat Hair Makes Me Want to Barf
Alternate title: Janny's First Full Day of Work
Yeah, I thought that would get your attention.
Today I started work at a call centre. I was hired for inbound tech support calls but I can't start training until next week. They ask if I'd come in this week and help with outbound customer care calls. I started my training last night with the expectation I'd be making my first calls today.
What a gong show. There were so many technical problems. One of the supervisors (a long time friend who got me the job) was supposed to listen to my calls and give me feed back but her phone setup wasn't working. She suggested we use another supervisor's phone. Sitting down in her chair, I immediately had an allergic reaction to the cat hair on her coat. Wow, I have never had that bad of an allergic reaction to animal hair (let alone that little of hair). Immediately my throat swelled up and my eyes started to hurt and water. Whenever my eyes hurt, it eventually gives me a migraine which makes me nauseated. Fortunately the other supervisor needed her desk and phone so we just had to wait around until the other phone setup was fixed. I was so glad to get away from that coat.
There were many technical problems through the whole network so I didn't get a lot done on my first full day. From what I was told, the calls I were able to make went well. I didn't think I did that well but then again all I could think about was not throwing up from the cat hair. Not pukey Janny will be a call centre superstar.
I showered and took an anti-histamine. My eyes and throat are better but anti-histamine doesn't help the nausea.
Yeah, I thought that would get your attention.
Today I started work at a call centre. I was hired for inbound tech support calls but I can't start training until next week. They ask if I'd come in this week and help with outbound customer care calls. I started my training last night with the expectation I'd be making my first calls today.
What a gong show. There were so many technical problems. One of the supervisors (a long time friend who got me the job) was supposed to listen to my calls and give me feed back but her phone setup wasn't working. She suggested we use another supervisor's phone. Sitting down in her chair, I immediately had an allergic reaction to the cat hair on her coat. Wow, I have never had that bad of an allergic reaction to animal hair (let alone that little of hair). Immediately my throat swelled up and my eyes started to hurt and water. Whenever my eyes hurt, it eventually gives me a migraine which makes me nauseated. Fortunately the other supervisor needed her desk and phone so we just had to wait around until the other phone setup was fixed. I was so glad to get away from that coat.
There were many technical problems through the whole network so I didn't get a lot done on my first full day. From what I was told, the calls I were able to make went well. I didn't think I did that well but then again all I could think about was not throwing up from the cat hair. Not pukey Janny will be a call centre superstar.
I showered and took an anti-histamine. My eyes and throat are better but anti-histamine doesn't help the nausea.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Saturday, November 17, 2007
We Live in a Weird World...
'Virtual theft' leads to arrest, Wednesday, 14 November 2007, 14:37 GMT
Habbo Hotel users create a character and can buy furniture
A Dutch teenager has been arrested for allegedly stealing virtual furniture from "rooms" in Habbo Hotel, a 3D social networking website.
Wow, That's a Really Great Idea
With the current WGA strike, the casts of SNL and 30 Rock are running full benefit shows to help out their production staff. With the NY theatre crews on strike, I guess it is pretty easy to find space for it. I wish I could go.
Source: Studio Applies Majeure Force to Office, 30 Rock, Natalie Finn, Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:20:07 PM PST
SNL, with host Michael Cera and musical guest Yo La Tango, will run through an entire episode Saturday at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Manhattan, with the cast of 30 Rock to do the same on Monday. Proceeds from both already sold-out shows will go to each program's production staff.
"We are doing this to raise spirits, raise awareness and raise money for our hardworking production crews who will be having a hard holiday season if this strike continues," SNL player Amy Poehler said in a statement.
Source: Studio Applies Majeure Force to Office, 30 Rock, Natalie Finn, Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:20:07 PM PST
Friday, November 16, 2007
Thursday, November 15, 2007
PROJECT RUNWAY!
Although it is yet to be viewed by yours truly, Project Runway Season 4 premiered today! I watched a rerun of the season 2 premiere this evening and I was practicing my Heidi Klum impression.
My pre-season winner prediction is Daniel Franco. HHAHAHAHA, I'm hilarious. Unfortunately anyone who would get the joke does not read my blog. Sigh.
My pre-season winner prediction is Daniel Franco. HHAHAHAHA, I'm hilarious. Unfortunately anyone who would get the joke does not read my blog. Sigh.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Lynnie and Janny's Day of Fun
I posted new pictures on Flickr. They are mostly of the day Lyn and I spent at the Science Centre.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
So not fair
For the last week I've had, at times, extreme pain in my kidneys. I went to the doctor about it and she figured I'm not drinking enough water. Yeah, right. I know I drink enough water but whatever. I'll drink more water and hope I get better.
For the last couple days I was feeling better until last night. This morning I woke up in pain, it hurt to breathe deep. By this evening, my kidneys were feeling better but then my stomach was upset. When my stomach settled down, I got a migraine. I feel like I can't win.
For the last couple days I was feeling better until last night. This morning I woke up in pain, it hurt to breathe deep. By this evening, my kidneys were feeling better but then my stomach was upset. When my stomach settled down, I got a migraine. I feel like I can't win.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Horatio Sanz! Horatio Sanz! Horatio Sanz!
Horatio Sanz had a brief appearance on SNL and it made me happy inside.
Tonight SNL was actually pretty funny. Brian Williams was an awesome host. I loved his "new" Nightly News theme song 'cause that's how he rolls.*
*I realize you really had to see it to get the joke, I'll try to add a video link at a later date.
Tonight SNL was actually pretty funny. Brian Williams was an awesome host. I loved his "new" Nightly News theme song 'cause that's how he rolls.*
*I realize you really had to see it to get the joke, I'll try to add a video link at a later date.
Friday, November 2, 2007
Some getting used to
Yesterday, for the first time, I let iTunes organize my music and as a result it made duplicate copies of all of my music files. I tried to delete all duplicated files and ended up opening a couple hundred music files and folders. Yikes. The good thing is that the song it started playing was an awesome song that I totally forgot about.
The biggest adjustment to the new computer is the lack of a left and right touchpad click. I'm addicted to the left click but there is only one button. I have some learning to do.
The biggest adjustment to the new computer is the lack of a left and right touchpad click. I'm addicted to the left click but there is only one button. I have some learning to do.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Apples for Apples
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! My new computer came today. I am the proud new owner of a MacBook. This is my first Mac and there is so much to learn. For being such a techie, I feel like a complete novice.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
"Totally Lame" Meme (a little late)
TO DO:
List 5 things you do, did or like that some may consider “totally lame,” but that you are totally proud of.
1. When I play a game, I play by the rules -- no variations. I hate to play "house rules" for Monopoly (i.e. money for free parking, not allowed to buy until after you've gone around the board once, etc.) It only makes a long game even longer. It annoyed my grandma that I didn't want to play Scrabble with 9 tiles instead of 7. I realize there are many variations of card games which does not bother me as long as the rules and variations are decided on before the game starts.
2. I still love the Daily Show. I've had a huge crush on Jon Stewart ever since "the Jon Stewart Show" that came on after Lettermen for a brief time. Some people say it isn't as funny as it used to be but show like it change in waves. Right now a lot of the "correspondents" are relatively new and trying to find the pace of the show. Most people don't remember what it was like when Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry and Ed Helms were new. Exact same thing. At the time I was heartbroken that Mo Rocca, Nancy Walls and Beth Littleford were gone. Eventually over time the new people became favourites as well.
3. I adore Martha Stewart. Yesterday I was reminded of it when she said a recipe called for 2 rims of celery. Martha would never incorrectly call it a stalk. People don't realize how funny she is unless you've seen her eat bean burritos and drink malt liquor on Conan.
4. Math & Science. People don't realize that I love learning about any topic but math and science seems to be less socially acceptable.
5. As many others have mentioned, I have many stuffed animals in my room (well my room in Calgary, they are packed away right now). I have a friend who is a complete minimalist, she thinks anything that does not have a use and is used often needs to be gone. It is so beyond her comprehension to keep something for sentimental reasons. My stuff animals were on top of my bookshelves, they weren't in the way of anything. She said to me "You are a grown woman, you should not have stuffed animals!" I completely disagreed.
List 5 things you do, did or like that some may consider “totally lame,” but that you are totally proud of.
1. When I play a game, I play by the rules -- no variations. I hate to play "house rules" for Monopoly (i.e. money for free parking, not allowed to buy until after you've gone around the board once, etc.) It only makes a long game even longer. It annoyed my grandma that I didn't want to play Scrabble with 9 tiles instead of 7. I realize there are many variations of card games which does not bother me as long as the rules and variations are decided on before the game starts.
2. I still love the Daily Show. I've had a huge crush on Jon Stewart ever since "the Jon Stewart Show" that came on after Lettermen for a brief time. Some people say it isn't as funny as it used to be but show like it change in waves. Right now a lot of the "correspondents" are relatively new and trying to find the pace of the show. Most people don't remember what it was like when Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry and Ed Helms were new. Exact same thing. At the time I was heartbroken that Mo Rocca, Nancy Walls and Beth Littleford were gone. Eventually over time the new people became favourites as well.
3. I adore Martha Stewart. Yesterday I was reminded of it when she said a recipe called for 2 rims of celery. Martha would never incorrectly call it a stalk. People don't realize how funny she is unless you've seen her eat bean burritos and drink malt liquor on Conan.
4. Math & Science. People don't realize that I love learning about any topic but math and science seems to be less socially acceptable.
5. As many others have mentioned, I have many stuffed animals in my room (well my room in Calgary, they are packed away right now). I have a friend who is a complete minimalist, she thinks anything that does not have a use and is used often needs to be gone. It is so beyond her comprehension to keep something for sentimental reasons. My stuff animals were on top of my bookshelves, they weren't in the way of anything. She said to me "You are a grown woman, you should not have stuffed animals!" I completely disagreed.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Back for Good
I don't know if you've heard or not, I've moved to Regina. I arrived on Monday.
Upon leaving Calgary, a friend congratulated me on escaping the "hole".
Upon leaving Calgary, a friend congratulated me on escaping the "hole".
Saturday, October 20, 2007
RIP Todd
The beloved hamster Todd (AKA Roadkill) passed away in his sleep early yesterday evening. I'll never forget the time you ate the bead off this moccasin. You will be missed.
Friday, October 19, 2007
"Hey I like you… what's not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side."
It is strange but I think Darryl is perfect for Kelly. He knows exactly what she is like and calls her out for it.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Oot of the Closet
Best. Day. Ever. The Daily Show launch their new website today and posted tons of videos. I found the story they did about Regina and Bill Whatcott.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee...
won't my mommy be so proud of me.
I sorted through my teaching stuff and I got rid of 4 bins worth of binders. All teaching textbooks and binders have been condensed down to 3 bins. Once I have time after moving I plan to scan most of the contents of my binders which will eliminate another bin.
I sorted through my teaching stuff and I got rid of 4 bins worth of binders. All teaching textbooks and binders have been condensed down to 3 bins. Once I have time after moving I plan to scan most of the contents of my binders which will eliminate another bin.
Bad, Bad Idea
Teachers Agree to Bonus Pay Tied to Scores
By ELISSA GOOTMAN
Published: October 18, 2007
"Bonuses for New York City teachers would be based largely on the overall test scores of students at schools that have high concentrations of poor children."
Good idea in theory but I think it will just promote corruption and teaching to the test. I see this happening too much even when money is not involved. How very fitting that just this evening I came across a quote from Sask Learning that said "Having standards does not mean standardization." Beautiful.
By ELISSA GOOTMAN
Published: October 18, 2007
"Bonuses for New York City teachers would be based largely on the overall test scores of students at schools that have high concentrations of poor children."
Good idea in theory but I think it will just promote corruption and teaching to the test. I see this happening too much even when money is not involved. How very fitting that just this evening I came across a quote from Sask Learning that said "Having standards does not mean standardization." Beautiful.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I can finally order my new computer
It was announced this morning that Mac OS X Leopard is available on October 26. I'll wait until I've moved before I order. I am so excited.
Monday, October 15, 2007
The Battle of the Beards
Who's beard is better, Jack Shephard (Lost) or Nathan Patrelli (Heroes)?
*** Warning: Don't read the article until you've watched last year's season finales of both shows.*****
*** Warning: Don't read the article until you've watched last year's season finales of both shows.*****
Right Brain versus Left Brain
Bron saw her turning counter-clockwise, I saw her turning clockwise. Right brain thinker? Makes sense to me. I've taken a lot of career interest and personality tests in my time and it isn't tell me anything new.
RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking
RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Into the Mind of Janny
I have been having wacked out dreams in the last week.
* BBQ at Dolly Parton's interrupted by a sea monster in the lake. Fleeing for our lives in a 1986 Astro Caravan (obviously what Dolly Parton would drive).
* Upon meeting Madonna at the grocery store, insisting to show her my Grade 9 PE dance routine. I couldn't remember it but kept on dancing.
*My uncle and his friends playing laser tag with corn dogs. I could not convince them it wouldn't work. They claimed since the corn dogs had extra long sticks, it would. They proved me wrong.
* BBQ at Dolly Parton's interrupted by a sea monster in the lake. Fleeing for our lives in a 1986 Astro Caravan (obviously what Dolly Parton would drive).
* Upon meeting Madonna at the grocery store, insisting to show her my Grade 9 PE dance routine. I couldn't remember it but kept on dancing.
*My uncle and his friends playing laser tag with corn dogs. I could not convince them it wouldn't work. They claimed since the corn dogs had extra long sticks, it would. They proved me wrong.
Why it is Hard Not to Laugh in Church
* It took me awhile to realize that he meant "evolving" instead of "evoluting"
* "Don't get mixed up with computers"
* "She was quite the musician with the guys with the batons" (As he twirls imaginary batons)
* The dude in front of me was wearing swim trunks.
* "At home I read the old version of the Bible". I wondered if it was the Dead Sea Scrolls.
* "I was excommunicated. Joy, joy, joy".
* "Don't get mixed up with computers"
* "She was quite the musician with the guys with the batons" (As he twirls imaginary batons)
* The dude in front of me was wearing swim trunks.
* "At home I read the old version of the Bible". I wondered if it was the Dead Sea Scrolls.
* "I was excommunicated. Joy, joy, joy".
One of the Mysterious of Life
How do I have 17 unpaired socks? How did I lose 17 socks? Where did I lose 17 socks? What does one do with 17 unpaired socks?
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Boss of No One
As much as my sister bugs me that I like being the boss, I really don't. I have so much to to do before I go away for the weekend and then so much to do before moving I don't know where to even begin. I need someone to tell me what to do.
Procrastinator's Clock
Do you find that setting your clock ahead still doesn't get you out the door faster? Then A Chindogu Clock for Procrastinators maybe for you. The clock is guaranteed to be up to 15 minutes fast but speeds up and slows down unpredictably so you never truly know how much time you have.
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Let The Boys From 'Flight of the Conchords' Eat Cake
Posted by Nick Haramis at October 1, 2007, 3:01 PM
A very funny interview with Bret and Jemaine. I want to say my favourite part but Ky would punch me for giving it away.
A very funny interview with Bret and Jemaine. I want to say my favourite part but Ky would punch me for giving it away.
Stay Gold
S.E. Hinton and the groundbreaking 'Outsiders' , The Associated Press, Posted: October 3, 2007
S.E. Hinton reflects on the 40th anniversary of The Outsiders. She was just a teenager when she wrote it. Interestingly, the novel changed the way English was taught in high schools. Librarians and teachers were the reason the book became a best seller.
S.E. Hinton reflects on the 40th anniversary of The Outsiders. She was just a teenager when she wrote it. Interestingly, the novel changed the way English was taught in high schools. Librarians and teachers were the reason the book became a best seller.
Silver Lining
I am so excited that my new glasses came in early. They weren't supposed to come in until Friday morning but yesterday afternoon I got a call they were in.
I am so excited not to wear my contacts anymore -- my eyes were getting too ouchie. I do have some soreness in my eyes but I looked it up and it is probably because I haven't wore glasses in over a week (and my contacts so little). The website suggested putting them on as soon as I wake up in the morning and they will get better.
I am so excited not to wear my contacts anymore -- my eyes were getting too ouchie. I do have some soreness in my eyes but I looked it up and it is probably because I haven't wore glasses in over a week (and my contacts so little). The website suggested putting them on as soon as I wake up in the morning and they will get better.
What Were You Watching Last Night?
I fell in love with a new show last night called Pushing Daisies. I heard a lot about it and it more than lived up to the hype. I love this show for the same reason I love movies like Babe and Amelie : surreal, beautiful, so entirely pleasant and sweet you can't help but squeal.
Article Launched: 10/03/2007 03:06:57 AM PDT
****If you don't want to be spoiled about my favourite part of the show, avert your eyes.
At the end of the show, Ned and the girl named Chuck both hold their own hands pretending to be holding each others. Sigh, so sweet.
****If you don't want to be spoiled about my favourite part of the show, avert your eyes.
At the end of the show, Ned and the girl named Chuck both hold their own hands pretending to be holding each others. Sigh, so sweet.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
How embarassing....
I was having problems with an e-bill account when the customer rep needed my password to help. When I create a password I'm expecting that no one will ever know what it is. I could feel myself turning red. Oy with the poodles already.
Monday, October 1, 2007
This is the worst day to look and feel unattractive.* I have a friend who is has a custom formal wear business and as a favour I am in a fashion show tonight. For the last six months or so I've had problems with really bad acne all over my neck and of course it is beyond horrible today. In addition to that I have no idea how to do my newly short hair. Argh. Also, my eyes are completely blood shot from my contacts that I have been wearing all the time.** I'm praying for a valid reason not to go.
It is a very strange occurrence for me to be treated sole on how I look at these fashion shows. People talk to you like you don't even have a thought in your head, no different than a mannequin.
* I realize I am a complete Debbie Downer lately but without Horatio Sanz wiping his eyes with waffles.
* *Yes, I realize that flushing your glasses down the toilet is funny to those of who are not unemployed and need new glasses. Even when it happened I was half laughing an crying. Now that since my eyes hurt so much from my contacts, it is no laughing and more crying.
It is a very strange occurrence for me to be treated sole on how I look at these fashion shows. People talk to you like you don't even have a thought in your head, no different than a mannequin.
* I realize I am a complete Debbie Downer lately but without Horatio Sanz wiping his eyes with waffles.
* *Yes, I realize that flushing your glasses down the toilet is funny to those of who are not unemployed and need new glasses. Even when it happened I was half laughing an crying. Now that since my eyes hurt so much from my contacts, it is no laughing and more crying.
Optimus Janice
janice -- |
| [noun]: A human transformer (Robot in disguise) |
| 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
Thursday, September 27, 2007
"Sincere" Wishes
I received an email under the guise of "I heard you were moving, we're going to miss you" but it was really about his girlfriend looking for a place to live. Ouch. I know this might sound extreme but I get the feeling that not too many will miss hanging out with me. It is less of a self esteem issue and more of the fact that I rarely am invited to hang out (that was the big clue). Some people are making it really easy to leave.
Letters to the People in my Neighbourhood
Dear Couple in the Subway Parking Lot,
Boy: Your girlfriend is waaaaaay out of your league. High fives all around, count your blessings and enjoy it while it lasts.
Girl: Why do you have a microwave from 1982 in your backseat? Also, clue in that you tell incredibly boring stories and your boyfriend is not dating you for your personality.
Love, Janny
Dear Bicyclist #1,
You look eerily like Tucker Carlson sans bow tie, remedy immediately.
Love, Janny
Dear Bicyclist #2,
Thank you for holding the door open for me, even though you were walking your bike. You did you mama and grandmama proud. You might actually convince me it is not a scientific fact but rather conjecture that teenage boys are stupid.
Love, Janny
Dear Man with the Weight Loss Lollipop Ad on Your Truck,
If you ever show your face I will knee you in the junk.
With not so much love,
Janny
Boy: Your girlfriend is waaaaaay out of your league. High fives all around, count your blessings and enjoy it while it lasts.
Girl: Why do you have a microwave from 1982 in your backseat? Also, clue in that you tell incredibly boring stories and your boyfriend is not dating you for your personality.
Love, Janny
Dear Bicyclist #1,
You look eerily like Tucker Carlson sans bow tie, remedy immediately.
Love, Janny
Dear Bicyclist #2,
Thank you for holding the door open for me, even though you were walking your bike. You did you mama and grandmama proud. You might actually convince me it is not a scientific fact but rather conjecture that teenage boys are stupid.
Love, Janny
Dear Man with the Weight Loss Lollipop Ad on Your Truck,
If you ever show your face I will knee you in the junk.
With not so much love,
Janny
Just when you think your life can't get even MORE ridiculous...
you discover black mold has ruined almost everything under your bathroom sink
AND
your microwave continues running when you open the door then shorts out.
I'm waiting for the dreadful boils.
AND
your microwave continues running when you open the door then shorts out.
I'm waiting for the dreadful boils.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Just when you think your life can't get any more ridiculous...
then you go accidentally flush your only pair of glasses down the toilet.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
News Flash! News Flash! News Flash! News Flash!
These are some gems of knowledge I "learned" on Canada AM:
Women are attracted with men with deep voices.
Men have more testosterone than women. Women have more estrogen than men.
Women are attracted with men with deep voices.
Men have more testosterone than women. Women have more estrogen than men.
Grumble, Grumble
I hate technology
My desperate need for a new computer has become increasingly more desperate. I'm waiting until the new Mac operating system comes out next month but I'm not sure my laptop is going to make it.
The internet does not want to work. At first I thought it was just my computer but I shot some trouble and narrowed it down to my cable provider.
I'm going to start listening to angry rap music and scissor kick my computer to pieces.
Do you know what does not help an already bad mood? Being tired and in a bad mood.
I'm still not sleeping. I think I have something called delayed sleep phase syndrome. It is often misdiagnosed as insomnia (which I thought I used to have). I forced myself to pull an all-nighter in an attempt to set my sleep schedule straight. The sleep results:
Friday - 45 minutes sleep
Saturday - 4 hours sleep, awake for 7 hours, another 2 hours
Sunday - 7 hours of non-continuous sleep, an hour and half nap (intentioned on a half hour), 20 minute nap (unintentional)
Monday - 3 hours
It is so stupid I cannot sleep at night, during the day sure but not at night. It is so hard to struggle to stay awake all day only to be wide awake all night.
Do you know what doesn't help lack of employment? Friends with awesome jobs that they love and their surety that they are "sure everything will work out."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa! (That was me losing my voice at the end.)
I went out for supper with some former co-workers on Saturday. All three of them are at fabulous schools with fabulous jobs. All they talked about was how happy they are with their fabulous jobs. Do I sound bitter? Of course, I just had a major meltdown last week when I was told that I would not be getting an interview with CBE as promised. Less than two hours after I found out, I was in my car driving to Regina. A little more than 12 hours later I had about 10 inches cut off my hair and I had enrolled at UofR for the winter semester.
It is hard to be positive about life when nothing seems to go right.
My desperate need for a new computer has become increasingly more desperate. I'm waiting until the new Mac operating system comes out next month but I'm not sure my laptop is going to make it.
The internet does not want to work. At first I thought it was just my computer but I shot some trouble and narrowed it down to my cable provider.
I'm going to start listening to angry rap music and scissor kick my computer to pieces.
Do you know what does not help an already bad mood? Being tired and in a bad mood.
I'm still not sleeping. I think I have something called delayed sleep phase syndrome. It is often misdiagnosed as insomnia (which I thought I used to have). I forced myself to pull an all-nighter in an attempt to set my sleep schedule straight. The sleep results:
Friday - 45 minutes sleep
Saturday - 4 hours sleep, awake for 7 hours, another 2 hours
Sunday - 7 hours of non-continuous sleep, an hour and half nap (intentioned on a half hour), 20 minute nap (unintentional)
Monday - 3 hours
It is so stupid I cannot sleep at night, during the day sure but not at night. It is so hard to struggle to stay awake all day only to be wide awake all night.
Do you know what doesn't help lack of employment? Friends with awesome jobs that they love and their surety that they are "sure everything will work out."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa! (That was me losing my voice at the end.)
I went out for supper with some former co-workers on Saturday. All three of them are at fabulous schools with fabulous jobs. All they talked about was how happy they are with their fabulous jobs. Do I sound bitter? Of course, I just had a major meltdown last week when I was told that I would not be getting an interview with CBE as promised. Less than two hours after I found out, I was in my car driving to Regina. A little more than 12 hours later I had about 10 inches cut off my hair and I had enrolled at UofR for the winter semester.
It is hard to be positive about life when nothing seems to go right.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Привет товарищ (Hello Comrade)
A wannabe communist espied me reading Tolstoy at the doctor's office. I think he thinks he found a kindred spirit. Just because it's old and Russian does not make it communist literature. How profound that just today I read "There are no communists." It gave me shivers down my spine.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Career Advice
I think this list demonstrates how diverse my interests are. I'm amused that high school teacher is at #24.
If you want to try this one out, you go here, enter in the username "nycareers" and the password "landmark".
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Another Reason Why Firefox is My BFF
Do you have Facebook? You have another reason to love Firefox: the newest version allows Facebook to be integrated right into your browser.
You'll notice I have a Firefox button on the right. Click the button where it will give you all the instructions for the updated Firefox and the Facebook add-on.
No Lyn, I am not being paid by Firefox to promote the web browser. I do however get credits towards prizes for referrals on the Firefox Group (that's not why I'm doing it though).
Update: I was having some problems with it but after re-installing the add-on, it works great.
All the cool kids are doing it
I added a new expression to shout out when frustrated: "Sweet Fancy Moses!" You heard it here first. It's going to catch on so don't say I didn't warn you.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Would You Like a Side of Beef with your Beef?
I went to potluck dinner today where there was no organization at all as to who brought what. This is what dishes resulted:
- slow cooker roast beef
- 3 lasagna dishes (with beef)
- tuna casserole
- BBQ beef pull
- Swedish meatballs
- chicken drumsticks
The only non-meat dishes were desserts.
Update: My tummy does not like me for eating so much meat. Two days have past and I still feel gross.
- slow cooker roast beef
- 3 lasagna dishes (with beef)
- tuna casserole
- BBQ beef pull
- Swedish meatballs
- chicken drumsticks
The only non-meat dishes were desserts.
Update: My tummy does not like me for eating so much meat. Two days have past and I still feel gross.
Friday, September 7, 2007
Notice to Regulars (All Three of You)
You'll notice some changes to my blog, particularly more responses to educational news articles.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Watch the New Shows You Will love
Watch with Kristin's TV Fan Personality Quiz - Let Kristin help you decide which new fall shows are your best bet. Are you a geek? Are you chic? Or are you unique?*
*Big "surprise", I'm unique but geek was a close second.
*Big "surprise", I'm unique but geek was a close second.
Another Couple Years Taken Off My Life...
Tap, tap, tap, tap. Suspiciously sounding like little mouse feet. I bolted out of bed -- if there was a mouse in my room, I wanted to be no where near it. Deal with it later. I sat in the living room, trying to regain my composure when I heard the same noise in the kitchen. I looked out the window and it was teeny, tiny hail pellets hitting the northwest side of the house.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Open Letter to My Neighbours
For serious, how many hours of Guitar Hero can you play in one day? I used to get a reprieve for two weeks at a time when you were off working on the oil rigs. Even when you turn it down, the heating vents vibrate from your massive sub-woofer. Now it appears you have a new roommate who also plays the game (and apparently never works). Once upon a time, I loved the song "Crazy on You". Thank you for ruining it for me.
*Cringe*
In June, I applied to a school board for subbing back. In July, I received a letter thanking me for my application, informing me that I will receive a call for an interview. In Mid-August, I had not heard from them about the interview so I called. Transfered from person to person, no answers were given -- they were confused also. Finally I was told to email the final person on the chain. Ten days later, after no reply, I emailed again asking specifically if I had contacted the correct person and who had referred me. One week later, I still had not heard back so I called. Of course, she is out of the office.
My brain keeps on dissecting the message I left. I fear I came off as arrogant. I stated that I was curious why I had not been interviewed yet without stating that I was TOLD I was to be interviewed. I'm also worried that I am annoying this woman further.
My brain keeps on dissecting the message I left. I fear I came off as arrogant. I stated that I was curious why I had not been interviewed yet without stating that I was TOLD I was to be interviewed. I'm also worried that I am annoying this woman further.
Sunday, September 2, 2007
"Most Beautiful Girl in the Room"
This is the moment when I knew that The Flight of the Conchords was no ordinary show. Random musical interludes? Genius. This show is too ridiculous not to be awesome.
Saturday, September 1, 2007
"Times, they are a changin'..."
You might notice some updates to my blog. Please bare with me and let me know if things are not viewing properly.
Lionel Richie Had Something There...
I decided to stay up all night so I can get back to a regular sleeping schedule. Of course, I might be singing a very different story in a couple hours.
Friday, August 31, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Defined: "Reverse Savage"
- the phenomenon of a goofy looking child actor becoming an extremely attractive adult actor
BWE SLANG: The “Reverse Savage”*
Par exemple: Ryan Reynolds
*I had to laugh at the comment :"Seth Green is HSD — hot sitting down."
** Sans a beard for fair comparison. I normally don't like beards but he is hot with a beard. Of course if we want a real fair comparison I'd have two shirtless pictures.
BWE SLANG: The “Reverse Savage”*
Par exemple: Ryan Reynolds
*I had to laugh at the comment :"Seth Green is HSD — hot sitting down."
** Sans a beard for fair comparison. I normally don't like beards but he is hot with a beard. Of course if we want a real fair comparison I'd have two shirtless pictures.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Making Me a Little Weepy
Everton players' tribute to Rhys
I don't know if anyone has been following this story but me. It has caused a huge roar in the UK.
I don't know if anyone has been following this story but me. It has caused a huge roar in the UK.
Bargain
I bought a champagne coloured cotton sun dress for $8.22. I thought it was going to be $10.70 (on clearance) but it had been reduced further. Now I need a cardigan for it.
Jerks
As I was driving home I had to swerve to avoid what look like piles on blankets on the road. As I past I realized it was someone passed out on the road. As I turned around to check on the person I was calling 911 explaining the location and situation. Speaking with the operator I pulled up to the scene and saw someone else had stopped. As I pulled close I could see the extreme anger in the man's face as he (and I realized) it was a dummy. I apologized profusely to the 911 operator but she thanked me for calling. So not funny.
Monday, August 27, 2007
"To Sleep, Perchance to Dream"*
I am once again not able to sleep. It is 7:33am and I have chosen to stay awake until at least 5pm. I'm pretty sure the reason I can't sleep is largely due to I expect to hear about a possible job and possible interview today. I don't want to be woken up by the call(s) or miss it. Most teachers start work today and I don't have a job yet. The school year starts in 8 days, no pressure at all.
*Yes I realize this is my second Hamlet reference in less than a week. Strange since I don't really like Hamlet too much. I also considered "To Sleep or Not to Sleep" but decided to be too cliched.
Update (8:29am): I can call them back. I need to sleep.
Update (11:30pm): They never called which makes me a little sad. One of my reason for panic was finding out one of my references would not be able to be reach at the number I gave. She decided to go on maternity leave 2 months early. I did make some calls and it sounds like the jobs are filled yet.
*Yes I realize this is my second Hamlet reference in less than a week. Strange since I don't really like Hamlet too much. I also considered "To Sleep or Not to Sleep" but decided to be too cliched.
Update (8:29am): I can call them back. I need to sleep.
Update (11:30pm): They never called which makes me a little sad. One of my reason for panic was finding out one of my references would not be able to be reach at the number I gave. She decided to go on maternity leave 2 months early. I did make some calls and it sounds like the jobs are filled yet.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
Thursday, August 23, 2007
A Response to “What Did U $@y? Online Language Finds Its Voice,” in the Wall Street Journal
Dreck to the asinines - The Lexicographer's Rules
Vanity, Thy Name is Woman*
I have this problem where when my finger nails are long I become so vain it becomes a serious distraction. Right now my nails are the longest they have ever been and this past weekend I gave myself a french manicure. It is the best job I have ever done. My nails are so pretty! Serious distraction time. I pretend to listen to what people are saying but I'm really thinking "I wonder if they've noticed my nails?" Sometimes I catch a glimpse of them and I can't stop staring.
Years ago I was at a convenience store, trying to navigate the aisles. I put my hand on a young man's back as I said "Excuse me". Just then I got distracted by my nails and my hand lingered on his back a little too long. I think I gave him the wrong idea. I need to write a book "She Just Not That Into You -- She's Just Vain About Her Nails".
*This is not the first time I've modified this quote. My football coach of a Grade 12 English teacher was very amused by the discovery that I had anonymously left "Stupidity, thy name is man" on the chalkboard across the hall.
Other considered titles: "I'm So Vain, I Know this Song is About Me"; "Vanity, Vanity, All is Vanity"; "Ecclesiastical Dilemma".
Right now my mom is shaking her head and rolling her eyes (possibly saying "Oh brother"). And yes, I do realize how late it is.
Years ago I was at a convenience store, trying to navigate the aisles. I put my hand on a young man's back as I said "Excuse me". Just then I got distracted by my nails and my hand lingered on his back a little too long. I think I gave him the wrong idea. I need to write a book "She Just Not That Into You -- She's Just Vain About Her Nails".
*This is not the first time I've modified this quote. My football coach of a Grade 12 English teacher was very amused by the discovery that I had anonymously left "Stupidity, thy name is man" on the chalkboard across the hall.
Other considered titles: "I'm So Vain, I Know this Song is About Me"; "Vanity, Vanity, All is Vanity"; "Ecclesiastical Dilemma".
Right now my mom is shaking her head and rolling her eyes (possibly saying "Oh brother"). And yes, I do realize how late it is.
Monday, August 20, 2007
I am a powerful person
I organized people in my Facebook group to complain to CBC about their coverage of the Riders game last night. Guess what?
CBC to broadcast Roughriders-Eskimos finish
I'd like to think I played a small part in it. Honey, nobody messes with my Riders and gets away with it.
CBC to broadcast Roughriders-Eskimos finish
I'd like to think I played a small part in it. Honey, nobody messes with my Riders and gets away with it.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
New Pictures are Up!
Now that I'm back in Calgary, I've uploaded my pictures from my summer in Regina. Make sure to check out all three sets.
Sleepless in Calgary
It is 4:21am and I am not the least bit tired.
Last night I rolled into the city about 11:30pm.* Shortly after 1 am, I finally settled down for bed. I was tired but I laid there and laid there and laid there until I couldn't stand to be in bed anymore. I researched a school division out of the city** and some potential job opportunities. Still not the least bit tired at 4:30am, I took a shower. Shortly after 5am, I crawled back into bed and did not fall asleep quickly.
I woke up for the second time at about 1pm.***Now as I approach the time where I normally awake during the school year, I sit on my couch, not the least bit tired.****
*Can I still call it last night if it is morning?
**Story for another place and time.
***I was supposed to go to a teacher day at the U of C but since the organizers never got back to me, I didn't know the whens and wheres. I was so tired I did not care.
****I'm not tired but grammar and spelling rules seem to have left my brain.
Last night I rolled into the city about 11:30pm.* Shortly after 1 am, I finally settled down for bed. I was tired but I laid there and laid there and laid there until I couldn't stand to be in bed anymore. I researched a school division out of the city** and some potential job opportunities. Still not the least bit tired at 4:30am, I took a shower. Shortly after 5am, I crawled back into bed and did not fall asleep quickly.
I woke up for the second time at about 1pm.***Now as I approach the time where I normally awake during the school year, I sit on my couch, not the least bit tired.****
*Can I still call it last night if it is morning?
**Story for another place and time.
***I was supposed to go to a teacher day at the U of C but since the organizers never got back to me, I didn't know the whens and wheres. I was so tired I did not care.
****I'm not tired but grammar and spelling rules seem to have left my brain.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
America's Next Top Model: Groundhog's Day Edition
I was watching a rerun of ANTM and every time the show returned from commercial it started over again. The third time the show started at the beginning I gave up.
Saturday, August 4, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Almost an Insult to My Intelligence....
I've been playing the online game The Ultimate Search for Bourne where you are a CIA agent trying to track down Jason Bourne. I've played games like this before for the shows Alias and Lost but this one is really lacking. The last two tasks took me less than five minutes COMBINED! I realize they are trying to appeal to a mass audience and there are prizes involved but come on! Today's task they literally said go to this web page, find a picture with an encrypted message, decrypt the picture to find his last know location. The picture was a map drawn on a napkin. Anyone with a map could tell where he was, no decoder needed. These game creators are either insulting my intelligence or calling it in.
Update: The problem is other people are morons. It isn't Google's fault I got mad skills, they are only trying to make things fair.
Update: The problem is other people are morons. It isn't Google's fault I got mad skills, they are only trying to make things fair.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
I'm a Strange Person with Strange Dreams
Ok, try yelling "Go away!" without moving your tongue. That is what I awoke to very early this morning.
I dreamt that the Calgary LRT was now a cross Canada railway. My sister and I boarding for our trip and security would not let anyone board the train with food. All the passengers were very upset because they had just bought powdered lemon filled doughnuts at Tim Hortons (which you had to pass through to get to the train). Security was insistent that no food be brought aboard because someone had been littering small styrofoam plates all over the train. Everyone quickly ate their doughnuts before boarding.
As my sister and I board the train, all the other passengers were my former homeroom class. We were having a difficult time walking to our train car since the floors were made of rolling metal rods to combat littering (obviously). We eventually make our way to our sleeper car and quickly fell asleep.
I awoke (in my dream) to two shadowy figures, sporting ball caps and long ponytails, dumping garbage bags full of styrofoam plates all over the floor. I was too tired to get up to stop them so with all my might I shout "Go away!" without moving my tongue. I shouted so loud I woke myself up for real. It was 6:15am (prime-time for chumps to wake up).
This is second time in my life that I have woken myself up by shouting in my sleep.
I dreamt that the Calgary LRT was now a cross Canada railway. My sister and I boarding for our trip and security would not let anyone board the train with food. All the passengers were very upset because they had just bought powdered lemon filled doughnuts at Tim Hortons (which you had to pass through to get to the train). Security was insistent that no food be brought aboard because someone had been littering small styrofoam plates all over the train. Everyone quickly ate their doughnuts before boarding.
As my sister and I board the train, all the other passengers were my former homeroom class. We were having a difficult time walking to our train car since the floors were made of rolling metal rods to combat littering (obviously). We eventually make our way to our sleeper car and quickly fell asleep.
I awoke (in my dream) to two shadowy figures, sporting ball caps and long ponytails, dumping garbage bags full of styrofoam plates all over the floor. I was too tired to get up to stop them so with all my might I shout "Go away!" without moving my tongue. I shouted so loud I woke myself up for real. It was 6:15am (prime-time for chumps to wake up).
This is second time in my life that I have woken myself up by shouting in my sleep.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
QEII More Technologically Savy That You
Dude, the Queen sent her first email in 1976! That was 2 years before I was born and 20 years before I sent my first email. That Queen is a hip, hip lady.
Caught in the net: How old is the blog really? And e-mail?
Caught in the net: How old is the blog really? And e-mail?
Monday, July 23, 2007
What? What? What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A CSI: Miami Resurrection - Eonline
I think my sister was right all along. QWoP, you blow my mind.
I guess this means I'll be watching CSI:Miami again.
For old time sake: Lego Rory Cochrane and Janny
I think my sister was right all along. QWoP, you blow my mind.
I guess this means I'll be watching CSI:Miami again.
For old time sake: Lego Rory Cochrane and Janny
Big Cities Take Note (Hint, Hint, Calgary)
Montreal parking meters used to raise funds for homeless
The Canadian Press
I think using parking meters for donations is an excellent way to combat panhandling.
The Canadian Press
I think using parking meters for donations is an excellent way to combat panhandling.
In other news....
I got a Flickr account (you can scroll down for my badge).
I have "Funky Cold Medina" stuck in my head. Don't know why. I'm not sure if it is better than "Tragedy" by the Bee Gees that I had stuck in my head yesterday.
I could have seen the Stanley Cup today but my desire to stay in my air-conditioned car in 35C heat (45C with humidity, that's 95F and 113F with humidity for you Roger types) was too great.
I have "Funky Cold Medina" stuck in my head. Don't know why. I'm not sure if it is better than "Tragedy" by the Bee Gees that I had stuck in my head yesterday.
I could have seen the Stanley Cup today but my desire to stay in my air-conditioned car in 35C heat (45C with humidity, that's 95F and 113F with humidity for you Roger types) was too great.
Customer Service VS Good Product
Recently I was informed by Lavasoft that my license of Ad-aware was nearly expired. You may not think that is out of the ordinary except that I bought the program when they were just an upstart company -- I was promised free upgrades for life. Their computer system does not recognize me as one of the people who purchased Ad-aware in the beginning years, these other people get the program for free. I even have proof, from their website, when I purchased the program. They sent me 30% discount (that anyone who already own the program gets) and a new username and password. Stupid. I'm considering downloading the free version.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Who's wrasslin'? Bea Arthur's wrasslin'!
I was in a particularly random mood and completely bored this evening. I thought to myself, "Self, you need to find out what Bea Arthur has been up to." According to Google, she has been wrestling velociraptors (obviously, like what else would she wrestle).
You can own a print of this lovely painting for only $45 US (the original has already been sold).
Note to sister: Who would win in a fight Bea Arthur or Nicole? If Bea Arthur can wrestle dinosaurs (albeit small ones) and Nicole can wrestle bears, does that mean Nicole could beat up Bea Arthur? That seems illogical. I'd put my money on Maude.
You can own a print of this lovely painting for only $45 US (the original has already been sold).
Note to sister: Who would win in a fight Bea Arthur or Nicole? If Bea Arthur can wrestle dinosaurs (albeit small ones) and Nicole can wrestle bears, does that mean Nicole could beat up Bea Arthur? That seems illogical. I'd put my money on Maude.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Joblessness continues....
There hasn't been a job prospects in weeks. Last week I thought there was s potential job but then once I got more details I realized I was completely unqualified and uninterested. The strange thing is that of all the teachers leaving the school, I am the only one leaving on good terms and with a good job evaluation. I have friends who received disciplinary letters (albeit undeserved) and they got jobs before the school year was out. This is ridiculous and discouraging.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Canada's Black Heart
On a deeper level Conrad Black represents that most Anglo-Canadian of conceits: the blustering royalist, the imperially infatuated capitalist.
Friday, July 13, 2007
Classic Americana
Houston, we have a typo -Todd Halvorson, Florida Today
Someone at NASA misspelled Endeavour on a banner.
Someone at NASA misspelled Endeavour on a banner.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
The most understanding wife, ever
Life in a Cage: Baby Sleeps, Mom Cooks, Dad Bats
By LEE JENKINS
For three years, Angels outfielder Reggie Willits has chosen to live with his family in an indoor batting cage.
By LEE JENKINS
For three years, Angels outfielder Reggie Willits has chosen to live with his family in an indoor batting cage.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Rantings of the Officially Unemployed
You'd think I'd be happy that the school year is over but I'm not. I'm too freaked out about not having a job for next year.
There are people who just don't get why I quit my job including people at the school. Hello? Where you not there this year? Are you completely oblivious to the working conditions? This school has a greater than 50% staff turn over rate year to year. Only 3 out of 11 teachers are returning next year. Two of them are only returning because they are so close to retirement they are too costly for other school divisions. When is admin going to clue in that they are the problem?
The thing that has bother me the most lately is the lying from administration. Two teachers and one teacher assistant were lied to about jobs for the future. The teachers were told that their services would not be needed because there would not be enough students next year (neither were planning to return anyway). A couple weeks later their jobs were advertised in the the newspaper. They were lied to because they spoke up about things going on at the school and administration did not have just cause to fire them. The teacher assistant was hired for a summer program then was told the summer program was canceled. They really had offered the job to someone else.
There are people who just don't get why I quit my job including people at the school. Hello? Where you not there this year? Are you completely oblivious to the working conditions? This school has a greater than 50% staff turn over rate year to year. Only 3 out of 11 teachers are returning next year. Two of them are only returning because they are so close to retirement they are too costly for other school divisions. When is admin going to clue in that they are the problem?
The thing that has bother me the most lately is the lying from administration. Two teachers and one teacher assistant were lied to about jobs for the future. The teachers were told that their services would not be needed because there would not be enough students next year (neither were planning to return anyway). A couple weeks later their jobs were advertised in the the newspaper. They were lied to because they spoke up about things going on at the school and administration did not have just cause to fire them. The teacher assistant was hired for a summer program then was told the summer program was canceled. They really had offered the job to someone else.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Blah, blah, blah....
I'm really down in the dumps. I'm still sick (actually worse than my last post) and I'm one day away from being unemployed. As much as I want the school year to be over, I don't want to stop seeing my friends all the time. I've made some great friends at this school and it will be really hard not working with them anymore.
Last week I interviewed at two awesome private schools and the interviews went great. I had a good feeling that I would get at least one of the jobs. I was so wrong. Today I found out from both of them I did not get the job. Ho hum.
One good thing about today was the teacher versus student basketball game. There were 5 teachers so we had to play the whole time and we still won. As I am still not feeling well, I told everyone ahead of time I was going to play the thug. As a fellow teacher put it "The part of Charles Barkley with be play by Janice ______". (Ok, that is only funny if you know basketball). Tiny, little me was totally pushing those boys around. I don't think the boys were expecting it. One boy in particular who probably half a foot taller than me constantly complained about it. My response: "If you're not going to do anything about it, quit complaining about it." He started pushing back when he asked another teacher if he was scared of him. I told him I wasn't and then gave him a shove. Oh yeah, I'm really good at trash talk. It was lots of fun especially since we won.
Last week I interviewed at two awesome private schools and the interviews went great. I had a good feeling that I would get at least one of the jobs. I was so wrong. Today I found out from both of them I did not get the job. Ho hum.
One good thing about today was the teacher versus student basketball game. There were 5 teachers so we had to play the whole time and we still won. As I am still not feeling well, I told everyone ahead of time I was going to play the thug. As a fellow teacher put it "The part of Charles Barkley with be play by Janice ______". (Ok, that is only funny if you know basketball). Tiny, little me was totally pushing those boys around. I don't think the boys were expecting it. One boy in particular who probably half a foot taller than me constantly complained about it. My response: "If you're not going to do anything about it, quit complaining about it." He started pushing back when he asked another teacher if he was scared of him. I told him I wasn't and then gave him a shove. Oh yeah, I'm really good at trash talk. It was lots of fun especially since we won.