Saturday, August 25, 2007

Future Of Genteel Town In Jeopardy As Doily Factory Closes

The Onion

Future Of Genteel Town In Jeopardy As Doily Factory Closes

HONEYSUCKLE CORNERS, MO—The town's citizens were once the most prosperous in the region, with nearly 75% gingerbread-house ownership and an unrivaled tea-cozy-to-person ratio.

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