As I was driving home I had to swerve to avoid what look like piles on blankets on the road. As I past I realized it was someone passed out on the road. As I turned around to check on the person I was calling 911 explaining the location and situation. Speaking with the operator I pulled up to the scene and saw someone else had stopped. As I pulled close I could see the extreme anger in the man's face as he (and I realized) it was a dummy. I apologized profusely to the 911 operator but she thanked me for calling. So not funny.
Are you sure? This Deep Thought by Jack Handy may apply:
ReplyDelete"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
Acting like a dummy is also a good way to get pull outta the road without getting up like a sucker.
You are so wise Roger.
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