Why it is Hard Not to Laugh in Church

* It took me awhile to realize that he meant "evolving" instead of "evoluting"
* "Don't get mixed up with computers"
* "She was quite the musician with the guys with the batons" (As he twirls imaginary batons)
* The dude in front of me was wearing swim trunks.
* "At home I read the old version of the Bible". I wondered if it was the Dead Sea Scrolls.
* "I was excommunicated. Joy, joy, joy".