Saturday, April 10, 2010

Mouse Toilet (or things I say when I'm tired)

Alana, James and I ordered appetizers to share at a restaurant. After the waitress brought our plates, I explained that they always give their customers "mouse toilets". (Certainly something you would not want to clean your hands with). As Alana pointed out, I "traded diphthongs":
mouse toilet: ˈmaus ˈtoi-lət
moist towelette: ˈmoist tau-(ə-)ˈlet
(My apologies that the pronunciations are not written out correctly, I can't figure out how to do all the characters in html).

The last time we hung out, I had to backtrack on a story with
"Oh wait, not Morgan Freeman... I meant the Hulk." Understandable mistake since they are often confused.

2 comments:

Ron Southern said...

Maybe you should investigate "html escape characters". Google it or start with
http://www.theukwebdesigncompany.com/articles/entity-escape-characters.php

Not all lists include the exact same items, I've found in the past.

Teacher Lady said...

Thanks! I'll see if I can find the ones I need.