Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Calling all Janices

I am one of two Janices that teach at this school. Not confusing at all. The director just called over the intercom for Janice to come down to the office, not specifying which one. I yelled down the hall "Which Janice?" because I was raised in a barn. They didn't know so I had to go to the director's office. He was playing a joke. However it was determined that I am the Janice with the quickest reaction time.

It is really weird to be working with another Janice. I went to a high school with over 1200 students and I was the only Janice. It might seem weird but I'm annoyed by her only for the reason that her name is the same. How dare her name be Janice! Here are some alternative names I am working to differentiate myself:
- Tall Drink of Water (the other Janice is like 3 feet tall)
- Hot Janice (obviously)
- Patrick likes Lyn better than Janice but at least Janice has never creeped Patrick out (or PLLBTJBALJHNCPO for short)
Other Suggestions?


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2 comments:

Jen said...

Welcome to the club. The year I was born, Jen was the most popular name, so I have always been surrounded by Jens.

Go with Hot Janice.

Shannon said...

Do you know I met someone who looked an awful lot like Chris Murphy who told me his name was Patrick on my way to Cuba. Pretty sure he might have been Chris pretending as a joke to be Patrick. We ran into each other again at a random beach one day - it was a Cuban miracle.