I saw this drug dealer on TV last night who said it wasn't her fault that people came to her to buy drugs. People make their own choices. Yes, people make their own choices but that doesn't mean temptation should be readily available. I came to the realization that I am a procrastination pusher. Some people deal drugs, I deal in the delicious avoidance of work. They didn't call me Captain Procrastination for nothing in high school. My sister maybe the queen but she is just a figure head.
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Can I be the treasurer of procrastination? I mean, if you're handing out titles and stuff.
ReplyDeleteIs it free the first time and then you start charging?
ReplyDelete(They may not have had that commercial in Canada . . . dang.)
My post is more of a military position so I can't be handing out government positions. You might have to ask the prime minister of procrastination.
ReplyDeleteRoger, we get American channels in Canada but I don't know which commerical you are talking about.
It's this old commercial for "Drugs are bad" or whatever. One kid is teaching the other kid how to sell crack and the new kid is going to charge his friends for their first hit. Teacher crackhead tells him, "The first time is free." New kid, "And then I start charging." Teaching kid, tear in his eye, "You've made me so proud." Ok, last sentence didn't happen, but the rest is accurate.
ReplyDeleteDude. I hate to be a nit-picker, but for reals. Procasrtination?
ReplyDeleteMaybe this is just a clever plot to have me procrastinate while I'm at work by pointing out your spelling errors.
You ARE good.
Sue me, Photoshop does not have a spellchecker. I did it so quickly I didn't even check it over.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it seem odd there would be a commercial TELLING people how to become dealers?
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