You can't always get what you want

Several years ago, I took part in an Internet meme where you put "[your name] needs" into Google and post the results. I was so amused by the first results, I thought I'd try it again.


Janice needs to get her head out her arse!

Janice needs a kidney.

Janice needs numbers.

I think Janice needs to shut up!

Robert feels he knows exactly what Janice needs—a new piece of equipment.

Janice needs to work on her posture, wow.

Janice needs to grow up.

Janice needs to crawl in a hole and die.

While Christopher may keep pushing her away, Janice needs to let him know she cares about him.

Janice needs to be licked.

Janice needs Bricks in order to complete a Boosted General Store

Janice needs more substance though