Not an exact transcript
Janny: I want to tell you about my camping trip.
Mom: Let's look at Michael's wedding pictures again. We stayed up late last night looking at all of them.
Janny: I climbed a mountain.
Dad: Michael's special special*
Janny: I was in a cloud on a mountain peak.
Mom: Look how cute Allie is
Janny: I cut myself on a hunting knife and bled my own blood.
Dad: I look bow-legged in all of the pictures
Janny: It rained almost the whole time we were there.
Mom: The [brother's in-laws]'s are all shorter than us.
Janny: Some of my friends left early because of all the rain.
Mom: There are 25 pictures of the groomsmen play fighting.
Janny sulks away in frustration
*My grandma once told me "Janice, you're special but Michael is special special". Nothing stings more than a grandma burn.
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