Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Slow

I have most suspense movies I watch figured out in about the first 15 minutes (knew who Keyser Söze was in the first 5). On a crime show I knew whodunnit since the writers named him "Gil T. Parti" in addition to opportunity. For months I've been complaining about a volunteer who answers math questions for the website I work for. Today my boss told me it was his pseudonym -- he thought I already knew. I don't know why I hadn't figured it out before because "her" name is a variation on the phrase "pen name".

Dearest blog readers (all 2.5 of you), I need a pen name for the website: any suggestions?

3 comments:

roger said...

Amanda Hugginkiss? I'm not good at this game.

Bronwyn said...

Am I the .5? Or, the 1.5? WAAAAAA

I think you should be "the rise of evil". That's a good one. Or... Math girl.

Huh, who knew? I'm worse at this than Roger.

Teacher Lady said...

Well if Roger is marginally clever then I guess you are minusculely witty.
I used to go by the pseudonym "Mary Biggles". It is from a Monty Python sketch where the character Mr. Biggles mentions his wife Mary at a party. Now that is obscure. It is actually my GSN screen name.