Open Letter to the People in My Physics Lab

Dear Girl Who Talks Too Much,

The only thing more annoying than your Uggs is you incessant stories. First, I doubt your boyfriend will die if he has anymore radiation exposure, there is radiation all around us. Second, you can't be partially allergic to cats. You are or you aren't. Just like you can't be partially pregnant or kind of have cancer.

Love, Janny




Dear Only Student Older than Me,

Sliding around the class room doesn't show you are young at heart, it shows you are immature. I like the stubble but your clothes need to be about 3 sizes smaller.

Love but not is that kind of way, Janny




Dear John,

You're adorable. Thanks for staying late so people could finish filling out their evaluation forms.

Love, Janny




Dear Lab Instructor,

You're long hair doesn't make you more Rock 'n Roll. You are an experimental physicist, nothing can make you Rock 'n Roll.

Love, Janny




Dear Lab Partner,

Sorry about messing up the experiment so we had to start again. Totally my fault, thanks for not getting annoyed with me.
Sorry I weirded you out when you found out how old I am. I glad you can still be silly with me despite that fact. I hope you can figure out what to do with your life.

Love, Janny



Dear Other Lab Instructor,

This morning I woke up with this feeling
I didn't know how to deal with and so I just decided to myself
I'd hide it to myself and never talk about it
And did not go and shout it when you walked into the room
I think I love you

Let's get married and have lots of babies.
Love, Janny




Note to Self:

You know you're tired when the bag boy at the grocery store tells you to get some sleep. You have lots of work to do but get some rest.

Love, Janny