I hate technology but not as much as you, you see

I am currently writing from my work computer. There has been many technical difficulties the last couple days. To summarize:

• the wireless router lost all reason to live yesterday. It is currently in a coma.


• My work computer has spontaneously restarted twice in a 24 hours period.


• My cousin's old computer has had repeated "boot disk errors". I am hoping her computer will last long enough for me to transfer her files to her new computer.


• MS Access decided today that two users are entering data into my beautifully designed database. So we cannot add any new entries or add the old ones to a new database.


• MS Office keeps on crashing and I have no idea where the CD is so I can install the program updates.