Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

BBC's How to Report the News

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My point exactly...

I guess I'm not the only one who noticed the plethora of sports writers who know nothing about hockey.

Stackley Cup Playoffs Underway

NEW YORK—The 2008 Stackley Cup Playoffs, a set of odd-number-of-games series that will determine the champion of the National Huckie League, are well underway, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman confirmed Monday. At press time,...

Future Of Genteel Town In Jeopardy As Doily Factory Closes

HONEYSUCKLE CORNERS, MO—The town's citizens were once the most prosperous in the region, with nearly 75% gingerbread-house ownership and an unrivaled tea-cozy-to-person ratio.

A Fake Editorial from the Onion

I thought this was too awesome not to share:

Why Was I Not Informed About Bruce Lee?

Who's wrasslin'? Bea Arthur's wrasslin'!

I was in a particularly random mood and completely bored this evening. I thought to myself, "Self, you need to find out what Bea Arthur has been up to." According to Google, she has been wrestling velociraptors (obviously, like what else would she wrestle).


You can own a print of this lovely painting for only $45 US (the original has already been sold).

Note to sister: Who would win in a fight Bea Arthur or Nicole? If Bea Arthur can wrestle dinosaurs (albeit small ones) and Nicole can wrestle bears, does that mean Nicole could beat up Bea Arthur? That seems illogical. I'd put my money on Maude.

If you haven't already seen it, you need to check out
Wes Anderson's American Express Ad.
Simply brilliant but you may only find it funny if you have seen his movies.