Loud and Obnoxious

How do you politely tell someone
- My annoyance with you has nothing to do with jealousy. I have no desire to be a 5 ft nothing waif. You annoy me because you are loud and rude.
- Learn some self-respect. You think that you are free and uninhibited but men think you are immodest. I'm viewed as a peer and you are viewed as a joke so get a clue. Think to yourself: when was the last time someone ask you what you thought?
- You don't have to say everything that pops into your head, especially at a shrill pitch that seems to resonant through concrete walls.
- Before you get annoyed with someone for not caring about your story, make sure you remember that person's name. [Oh right, I already told you that]
- Stop acting like you aren't smart.