Saturday, March 7, 2009

Clever Quotes

Once on a teacher professional development day, I found on a scrap piece of paper stuck in a magazine. I may have posted these before:

“Politics is the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a close resemblance to the first.”

“Take a lesson from the weather: it pays no attention to criticism”

“Health nuts will feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.”

“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.”

“#1 Thing I Have Learned: Never take life seriously, nobody comes out alive anyways!”
- Author Unknown

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