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Dreamed last night my university professor was trying to convince me to be a surrogate mother for him. He always wanted to have children but had never been able to get pregnant. I didn't want to but he would not take no for an answer. He walked in on me when I was in the shower to talk to me about it again. He had taken things too far; I held the slide doors shut and screamed for help. I could see Slash outside in the hallway looking for towels in the linen closet but he couldn't hear me over the steam. I screamed louder and then Slash and Snoop Dogg came to my rescue*. When I woke up, I thought the strange part was the shower had sliding doors.
*Obviously.
profs and slash and snoop dog, oh my! I laughed at this post... a lot. ;) love you!
ReplyDeleteNever mind that a male could never be pregnant or that Slash and Snoop Dogg came to my rescue, I thought it was strange the bathroom had sliding doors.
ReplyDeleteGlad my crazy could make you laugh.
Obviously. Who else would come to your rescue? Sebastian Bach and Weird Al? No.
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