Boys are Dumb

I got my hair cut and dyed last Thursday. It was Monday when finally a male noticed that my hair was not longer nearly down to my waist but just below my shoulders. You can tell his wife has trained him well.
I'm not mad because no guys noticed or said anything about my hair. I'm mad because they never notice or say anything! Idiots. The men I see on a regular basis are not the oblivious type. I've heard them compliment other women. They do it all the time. So why in the world do I hear nothing? Idiots, the whole lot of them. Do you know what I do hear? That I look like a horse and my stories about banshees are lame.
OK, don't tell me that it doesn't matter what they think or say, blah, blah, blah. It does. Compliments from guys carry more weight.
I heard that it takes at least three positive comments to counteract a negative one. I think I'm still running on a deficit from high school. It's hard to overcome names like "Ugly Kid Janice" or boys teasing each other about waiting to date me like it was a disgusting thing.
Yes, I know I have issues.