Oh great, another forensic show...

While I was on the phone with my sister this evening. She was creating a Lego Janny. She was disgusted that I had not done one myself yet. From her description, the first one she made was a little too much like someone from The Society for Creative Anachronism (complete with viking hat, trench coat and Batman shirt). She agreed. Amazing how I could tell that from a description over the phone.

On the second try, she told me I had short skirt, long jacket on the beach. I thought that sounded like I was on CSI:Miami (which I have not watched since Rory Cochrane left the show). She sent me the picture of Lego Janny and a story to go with it. Enjoy (I have a very silly sister).


"So. Lego Janny went to Miami one day. When she arrived at her hotel, the front desk lady said, 'Lego Janny? You already have a message.'

This perplexed Lego Janny. 'A message? But who even knows I'm here?' (She was on a top-secret mission, you see.)

The note read: 'Dearest Lego Janny. Meet me at the beach in five minutes. Love from your secret admirer. xo.' This maddened LJ even further. Was she in danger? Was it a trap?

Lego Janny threw all caution to the wind, and ran to the beach. In her rush, she forgot to change out of her long jacket that she was wearing over her short skirt. She picked through the sand in her high heels.

A child walked up to her and asked, 'Are you Lego Janny?'

'Yes...' she answered.

'Then this is for you.' The child handed her a red rose and walked away.

'I knew you'd like red, Lego Janny,' a familiar voice said behind her. She wheeled around, and there was famous film actor Rory Cochrane! 'I always knew of your love, and have always loved you back, but now you have come to me and we can be together forever!'

'But weren't you killed off on CSI: Miami?' Janny asked.

'Well, yes,' famous movie actor Rory Cochrane replied, 'but I'm planning a return and I need your help!'

Lego Janny's help, and her love, helped famous movie actor Rory Cochrane return to stardom. They also solved many crimes together, and you can now see them on their own show: CSI: Rory and Lego Janny.

Fin"

I just reread my entry and realized my speech is very parenthetical this evening. I even removed a few.