Friday, August 31, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Defined: "Reverse Savage"
- the phenomenon of a goofy looking child actor becoming an extremely attractive adult actor
BWE SLANG: The “Reverse Savage”*
Par exemple: Ryan Reynolds
*I had to laugh at the comment :"Seth Green is HSD — hot sitting down."
** Sans a beard for fair comparison. I normally don't like beards but he is hot with a beard. Of course if we want a real fair comparison I'd have two shirtless pictures.
BWE SLANG: The “Reverse Savage”*
Par exemple: Ryan Reynolds
*I had to laugh at the comment :"Seth Green is HSD — hot sitting down."
** Sans a beard for fair comparison. I normally don't like beards but he is hot with a beard. Of course if we want a real fair comparison I'd have two shirtless pictures.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Making Me a Little Weepy
Everton players' tribute to Rhys
I don't know if anyone has been following this story but me. It has caused a huge roar in the UK.
I don't know if anyone has been following this story but me. It has caused a huge roar in the UK.
Bargain
I bought a champagne coloured cotton sun dress for $8.22. I thought it was going to be $10.70 (on clearance) but it had been reduced further. Now I need a cardigan for it.
Jerks
As I was driving home I had to swerve to avoid what look like piles on blankets on the road. As I past I realized it was someone passed out on the road. As I turned around to check on the person I was calling 911 explaining the location and situation. Speaking with the operator I pulled up to the scene and saw someone else had stopped. As I pulled close I could see the extreme anger in the man's face as he (and I realized) it was a dummy. I apologized profusely to the 911 operator but she thanked me for calling. So not funny.
Monday, August 27, 2007
"To Sleep, Perchance to Dream"*
I am once again not able to sleep. It is 7:33am and I have chosen to stay awake until at least 5pm. I'm pretty sure the reason I can't sleep is largely due to I expect to hear about a possible job and possible interview today. I don't want to be woken up by the call(s) or miss it. Most teachers start work today and I don't have a job yet. The school year starts in 8 days, no pressure at all.
*Yes I realize this is my second Hamlet reference in less than a week. Strange since I don't really like Hamlet too much. I also considered "To Sleep or Not to Sleep" but decided to be too cliched.
Update (8:29am): I can call them back. I need to sleep.
Update (11:30pm): They never called which makes me a little sad. One of my reason for panic was finding out one of my references would not be able to be reach at the number I gave. She decided to go on maternity leave 2 months early. I did make some calls and it sounds like the jobs are filled yet.
*Yes I realize this is my second Hamlet reference in less than a week. Strange since I don't really like Hamlet too much. I also considered "To Sleep or Not to Sleep" but decided to be too cliched.
Update (8:29am): I can call them back. I need to sleep.
Update (11:30pm): They never called which makes me a little sad. One of my reason for panic was finding out one of my references would not be able to be reach at the number I gave. She decided to go on maternity leave 2 months early. I did make some calls and it sounds like the jobs are filled yet.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Thursday, August 23, 2007
A Response to “What Did U $@y? Online Language Finds Its Voice,” in the Wall Street Journal
Dreck to the asinines - The Lexicographer's Rules
Vanity, Thy Name is Woman*
I have this problem where when my finger nails are long I become so vain it becomes a serious distraction. Right now my nails are the longest they have ever been and this past weekend I gave myself a french manicure. It is the best job I have ever done. My nails are so pretty! Serious distraction time. I pretend to listen to what people are saying but I'm really thinking "I wonder if they've noticed my nails?" Sometimes I catch a glimpse of them and I can't stop staring.
Years ago I was at a convenience store, trying to navigate the aisles. I put my hand on a young man's back as I said "Excuse me". Just then I got distracted by my nails and my hand lingered on his back a little too long. I think I gave him the wrong idea. I need to write a book "She Just Not That Into You -- She's Just Vain About Her Nails".
*This is not the first time I've modified this quote. My football coach of a Grade 12 English teacher was very amused by the discovery that I had anonymously left "Stupidity, thy name is man" on the chalkboard across the hall.
Other considered titles: "I'm So Vain, I Know this Song is About Me"; "Vanity, Vanity, All is Vanity"; "Ecclesiastical Dilemma".
Right now my mom is shaking her head and rolling her eyes (possibly saying "Oh brother"). And yes, I do realize how late it is.
Years ago I was at a convenience store, trying to navigate the aisles. I put my hand on a young man's back as I said "Excuse me". Just then I got distracted by my nails and my hand lingered on his back a little too long. I think I gave him the wrong idea. I need to write a book "She Just Not That Into You -- She's Just Vain About Her Nails".
*This is not the first time I've modified this quote. My football coach of a Grade 12 English teacher was very amused by the discovery that I had anonymously left "Stupidity, thy name is man" on the chalkboard across the hall.
Other considered titles: "I'm So Vain, I Know this Song is About Me"; "Vanity, Vanity, All is Vanity"; "Ecclesiastical Dilemma".
Right now my mom is shaking her head and rolling her eyes (possibly saying "Oh brother"). And yes, I do realize how late it is.
Monday, August 20, 2007
I am a powerful person
I organized people in my Facebook group to complain to CBC about their coverage of the Riders game last night. Guess what?
CBC to broadcast Roughriders-Eskimos finish
I'd like to think I played a small part in it. Honey, nobody messes with my Riders and gets away with it.
CBC to broadcast Roughriders-Eskimos finish
I'd like to think I played a small part in it. Honey, nobody messes with my Riders and gets away with it.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
New Pictures are Up!
Sleepless in Calgary
It is 4:21am and I am not the least bit tired.
Last night I rolled into the city about 11:30pm.* Shortly after 1 am, I finally settled down for bed. I was tired but I laid there and laid there and laid there until I couldn't stand to be in bed anymore. I researched a school division out of the city** and some potential job opportunities. Still not the least bit tired at 4:30am, I took a shower. Shortly after 5am, I crawled back into bed and did not fall asleep quickly.
I woke up for the second time at about 1pm.***Now as I approach the time where I normally awake during the school year, I sit on my couch, not the least bit tired.****
*Can I still call it last night if it is morning?
**Story for another place and time.
***I was supposed to go to a teacher day at the U of C but since the organizers never got back to me, I didn't know the whens and wheres. I was so tired I did not care.
****I'm not tired but grammar and spelling rules seem to have left my brain.
Last night I rolled into the city about 11:30pm.* Shortly after 1 am, I finally settled down for bed. I was tired but I laid there and laid there and laid there until I couldn't stand to be in bed anymore. I researched a school division out of the city** and some potential job opportunities. Still not the least bit tired at 4:30am, I took a shower. Shortly after 5am, I crawled back into bed and did not fall asleep quickly.
I woke up for the second time at about 1pm.***Now as I approach the time where I normally awake during the school year, I sit on my couch, not the least bit tired.****
*Can I still call it last night if it is morning?
**Story for another place and time.
***I was supposed to go to a teacher day at the U of C but since the organizers never got back to me, I didn't know the whens and wheres. I was so tired I did not care.
****I'm not tired but grammar and spelling rules seem to have left my brain.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
America's Next Top Model: Groundhog's Day Edition
I was watching a rerun of ANTM and every time the show returned from commercial it started over again. The third time the show started at the beginning I gave up.
Saturday, August 4, 2007
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