"You want to know my philosophy? One day a peacock. The next day a feather duster." PAT QUINN , the governor of Illinois, on his t...

Yesterday I busted my brother for cheating on a high school calculus test 8 years ago: I admit that catching it after he finished universit...

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I went to a chiropractor today since my shoulder and lower back are not getting better on their own. He agrees that I had a very bad week,...

Marilyn called to let you know. Since I do not know either of you, I hope you get this message.

I had quite the week . Not only did I fall multiple times but I also completely forgot to go to a class and went completely brain dead duri...

I came across an article about not appearing nervous when speaking in public. In reference to avoiding too many hand gestures: "Don...

In one of the more detailed pictures they even have dudes waiting in line at the port-a-potty.

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While still smarting from my fall on Monday , I fell down the stairs at the university on Wednesday. I tripped over my untied boot lace and...

Here are the rules of the game (for me): Pick 10 of your favorite movies Write a quote from each movie Make your friends guess the quote Fil...

Announcer: "Walker, Texas Ranger, serving up justice on DVD..." Chuck Norris: "He deserves a beating" Random Dude: ...

Last night I came across a "How to" wiki site. Curious what the site had to offer, I came across these gems in the Language Nuanc...

I fell hard on my left hip crossing the street -- the road had a layer of soft snow over ice. I had just got off the bus and was only about...

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPod on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.You must write tha...

The era of procrastination, of half-measures, of soothing and baffling expedients, of delays, is coming to its close. In its place we are en...

Am I the only one that didn't know that brussel sprouts grow on stalks? I always thought that they were like baby cabbages or something...

"In elevating to a level of demiworship people with big bucks, we have been destroying the values of our future generation. We need a t...

What Did Amy Poehler Get You for Chrismukkah?

"Don't make fun of grad students, they've just made a poor life choice." - my friend MJ