Been there, done that
Photo taken July 16, 2005
Monday, January 31, 2011
We are the (bridesmaids) stereotypes
The new movie poster for Bridesmaids makes me feel so clichéd.
Been there, done that
Photo taken July 16, 2005
Been there, done that
Photo taken July 16, 2005
What Rough Beast
I realize the poem is about post-war Europe but I think it is very applicable in a post-9/11 world:
The Second Coming
W.B Yeats
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in the sands of the desert.
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Student Logic
Yesterday I had to deal with two students who handed in the exact same lab report. The department has a very clear policy on the matter which they are informed about during the first lab.
The first argument was "I didn't know I couldn't copy off of him".
The second argument was "I did all the work so I should get full marks".
The third argument was "We live together and copying saved me a lot of time".
The argument degraded to "C'mon, you should give us a break".
I'm not sure how anyone of those arguments is supposed to help them. They fully admitted what happen but tried to justify it.
The first argument was "I didn't know I couldn't copy off of him".
The second argument was "I did all the work so I should get full marks".
The third argument was "We live together and copying saved me a lot of time".
The argument degraded to "C'mon, you should give us a break".
I'm not sure how anyone of those arguments is supposed to help them. They fully admitted what happen but tried to justify it.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
I might have forgiven Jerry O'Connell
As a teenager I had a huge crush on Jerry O'Connell. First he was on My SEcret Identity then later on Sliders. I swear, every time something important happened on TV on Sliders, his character was in the shower so he's have to come running out in a towel.
The first time Jerry O'Connell was on Conan, I was disappointed to discover that he was uninteresting and a bit of a moron. [My sister can verify as she remembers watching it too]. I think he might have redeemed himself after the Golden Globes:
I love photobombing! I also found this awesome one of Michael Douglas.
Didn't know the old man had it in him.
My favourite photobombing of all time belongs to my mom's dog Prince:
The first time Jerry O'Connell was on Conan, I was disappointed to discover that he was uninteresting and a bit of a moron. [My sister can verify as she remembers watching it too]. I think he might have redeemed himself after the Golden Globes:
I love photobombing! I also found this awesome one of Michael Douglas.
Didn't know the old man had it in him.
My favourite photobombing of all time belongs to my mom's dog Prince:
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Sundays as a child
Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches always remind me of Sunday evenings as a child. After church Sunday dinner was always the big meal of the week so my family would always have something simple for supper.
Like many of you, I spend Sunday evenings as a child watching The Wonderful World of Disney. If you were to ask me what was the first thing that popped into my mind when thinking of Sundays as a child, I would think of watching Wayne and Shuster. I take for granted sometimes that many people don't understand political humour because I was exposed to it from a very young age. I still get this song stuck in my head sometimes:
Several years ago, I had the idea for a funk musical about the political history of Canada called Parliament. Get it? Parliament? No? Well, never mind then.
I couldn't find a video of just the outro:
Like many of you, I spend Sunday evenings as a child watching The Wonderful World of Disney. If you were to ask me what was the first thing that popped into my mind when thinking of Sundays as a child, I would think of watching Wayne and Shuster. I take for granted sometimes that many people don't understand political humour because I was exposed to it from a very young age. I still get this song stuck in my head sometimes:
Several years ago, I had the idea for a funk musical about the political history of Canada called Parliament. Get it? Parliament? No? Well, never mind then.
I couldn't find a video of just the outro:
Monday, January 3, 2011
You can't always get what you want
Several years ago, I took part in an Internet meme where you put "[your name] needs" into Google and post the results. I was so amused by the first results, I thought I'd try it again.
Janice needs to get her head out her arse!
Janice needs a kidney.
Janice needs numbers.
I think Janice needs to shut up!
Robert feels he knows exactly what Janice needs—a new piece of equipment.
Janice needs to work on her posture, wow.
Janice needs to grow up.
Janice needs to crawl in a hole and die.
While Christopher may keep pushing her away, Janice needs to let him know she cares about him.
Janice needs to be licked.
Janice needs Bricks in order to complete a Boosted General Store
Janice needs more substance though
Janice needs to get her head out her arse!
Janice needs a kidney.
Janice needs numbers.
I think Janice needs to shut up!
Robert feels he knows exactly what Janice needs—a new piece of equipment.
Janice needs to work on her posture, wow.
Janice needs to grow up.
Janice needs to crawl in a hole and die.
While Christopher may keep pushing her away, Janice needs to let him know she cares about him.
Janice needs to be licked.
Janice needs Bricks in order to complete a Boosted General Store
Janice needs more substance though
Sunday, January 2, 2011
My New Years Resolution
I'm not really one to make New Years resolutions. If there is something in your life you think you need to change, you should do it when it comes to mind instead of waiting.
My only New Years resolution is to find/make this t-shirt because it is so fitting:
My only New Years resolution is to find/make this t-shirt because it is so fitting:
Saturday, January 1, 2011
My Year Through Tweets
Inspired by Bronwyn, I decided to reflect on my past year through my tweets. The ones I found most amusing were conversations between myself and Lyn (further proof that we are the fun ones).
Jan 10
@LynmaraH Did I ever tell you about the remake I read called "Big Guy, Little Women"? I swear it isn't porn.
Jan 18
Finding the temperature of a light bulb is less fun than it sounds.
Jan 19
I find myself doing more dancing to Duran Duran this evening than homework.
Jan 24
@LynmaraH I don't care if you think I'm awful as long as you bring me cupcakes.
Jan 26
Overheard at the university: "The absence of pants ruins 90% of presentations."
Jan 31
Started hiccuping uncontrollably ever since I left @Bronwyn_MayB and @LynmaraH. Coincidence? I think yes.
Feb 12
Christopher said the flowers in bloom makes him want to puke. Mary said that was an inappropriate response to flowers.
Feb 23
Forgot the delight of Sebastian Bach singing "Holla Back Girl" #gilmoregirls
Feb 23
Note to self: y and t are different letters no matter the circumstance.
Feb 25
I made a careless mistake but at least I'm still adorable.
March 9
@LynmaraH Bacon will only make you feel better. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
March 12
Dear CBC Radio movie reviewer, Playing an audio clip does not prove that the director should not have used a steady cam. Love Janny
March 19
Most unfortunate abbrev at a physics seminar: rotator ass'y ** Most unfortunate collaborator of a physics seminar: P Wang
March 21
I think my brain broke. At the very least I sprained it.
March 23
Science is hard and makes me sleepy.
March 29
If you "procrastinate effectively", you're not doing it right
March 30
Dear juicer infomercial, KFed's 1st baby mama is not an impressive celebrity endorsement. Pls don't judge me that I knew who she is. - Janny
April 20
@LynmaraH Nitrates are my favourite.
April 30
I wish there was a way to get all my errands done while in the pajamas, watching TV from home.
May 19
Dear Neck, Don't be a hater: I need you to hold up my head and look over to the side. Love, Janny
July 16
Day 4 of no anti-histamines: I'm ready to die dead
Aug 9
@Bronwyn_MayB No such thing as too much hype for pickles and cheese
Aug 26
Yikes! Burly man in short shorts.
Sept 1
Just saw two wiener dogs leaping through a field of tall grass. Adorable.
Sept 10
Haven't eaten lunch yet and outside smells like donuts. #ohcruelfate
Sept 17
I'm so tired I'm starting to forget which letters make which sounds.
Sept 30
The blond Linda Evangelista is really the Kenneth Parcell.
Oct 7
Now realizing that yoga pants in front of the bus station at 10PM was a bad idea.
Oct 20
Apparently my true life goal is to be diabetic by Halloween
Nov 17
I'm thankful when my headphones blocks out the crazy.
Dec 8
((°J°))
Jan 10
@LynmaraH Did I ever tell you about the remake I read called "Big Guy, Little Women"? I swear it isn't porn.
Jan 18
Finding the temperature of a light bulb is less fun than it sounds.
Jan 19
I find myself doing more dancing to Duran Duran this evening than homework.
Jan 24
@LynmaraH I don't care if you think I'm awful as long as you bring me cupcakes.
Jan 26
Overheard at the university: "The absence of pants ruins 90% of presentations."
Jan 31
Started hiccuping uncontrollably ever since I left @Bronwyn_MayB and @LynmaraH. Coincidence? I think yes.
Feb 12
Christopher said the flowers in bloom makes him want to puke. Mary said that was an inappropriate response to flowers.
Feb 23
Forgot the delight of Sebastian Bach singing "Holla Back Girl" #gilmoregirls
Feb 23
Note to self: y and t are different letters no matter the circumstance.
Feb 25
I made a careless mistake but at least I'm still adorable.
March 9
@LynmaraH Bacon will only make you feel better. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
March 12
Dear CBC Radio movie reviewer, Playing an audio clip does not prove that the director should not have used a steady cam. Love Janny
March 19
Most unfortunate abbrev at a physics seminar: rotator ass'y ** Most unfortunate collaborator of a physics seminar: P Wang
March 21
I think my brain broke. At the very least I sprained it.
March 23
Science is hard and makes me sleepy.
March 29
If you "procrastinate effectively", you're not doing it right
March 30
Dear juicer infomercial, KFed's 1st baby mama is not an impressive celebrity endorsement. Pls don't judge me that I knew who she is. - Janny
April 20
@LynmaraH Nitrates are my favourite.
April 30
I wish there was a way to get all my errands done while in the pajamas, watching TV from home.
May 19
Dear Neck, Don't be a hater: I need you to hold up my head and look over to the side. Love, Janny
July 16
Day 4 of no anti-histamines: I'm ready to die dead
Aug 9
@Bronwyn_MayB No such thing as too much hype for pickles and cheese
Aug 26
Yikes! Burly man in short shorts.
Sept 1
Just saw two wiener dogs leaping through a field of tall grass. Adorable.
Sept 10
Haven't eaten lunch yet and outside smells like donuts. #ohcruelfate
Sept 17
I'm so tired I'm starting to forget which letters make which sounds.
Sept 30
The blond Linda Evangelista is really the Kenneth Parcell.
Oct 7
Now realizing that yoga pants in front of the bus station at 10PM was a bad idea.
Oct 20
Apparently my true life goal is to be diabetic by Halloween
Nov 17
I'm thankful when my headphones blocks out the crazy.
Dec 8
((°J°))